6.13.2010

Disney's Rapunzel... err, "Tangled"

"seriously, babe, just cut it. 
the cat's been missing for a week now and your hair's been meowing ever since."

disney has released stills for its newest animated movie "tangled" (formerly "rapunzel") to be released later this year. and seeing as pixar is doing nothing but sequels (yawwn) for the next two years (toy story 3 and... try not to vomit... cars 2 featuring even more of the most hilarious, sidesplitting, not at all unfunny comedian that has ever lived, larry the cable guy) it looks like we'll have to look to disney for something brand spankin' new.

*spanking implements vary by region and fairy tale universe

it's also a return to fairy tales for disney, but not a return to traditional animation. SO SAD. what's kind of annoying is that they invented this new super-complicated-techno-babble-blah-blah-something-or-other program to animate the characters to make them seem more hand drawn even though it's computer animated... ummmmmmmmmmm, why don't they just make it a traditional hand drawn movie and pay more than $1.83 and a used condom for a decent story/script?? it's not that people hate hand drawn movies disney... they just hate shitty movies.

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